what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”
eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
i tried to explain to my friend that captain jack is a fixed point and no matter how much the universe tries to shake him off he will always be there but she didn’t understand until i showed her this gif
Whovians are beautiful people who do beautiful things
Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities.
someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining